. The past may hurt but the way I see if you can either run from it, or learn from it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
it’s about time someone in the public eye said this
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
(Source: neverendingretrodream)
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
- chloroform.
(Source: following-moons)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
* Offer her the Award of Woman of the year *
(Source: deucaliony)
The Man Who Can’t Be Moved - The Script
Some try to hand me money, they don’t understand, I’m not broke I’m just a broken hearted man. I know it makes no sense, what else can I do? How can I move on when I’m still in love with you?
overexposed: started from the bottom
The eternal struggle
never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
(Source: unicorn-stache)
Adam and Blake on their hunting experience
i probably shouldn’t be posting this on here but the year 9’s at my school went on survival camp in the bush last week and a girl got suspended because she was caught in one of the boys tents giving him a blow job