. The past may hurt but the way I see if you can either run from it, or learn from it.
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
* Offer her the Award of Woman of the year *
The Man Who Can’t Be Moved - The Script
Some try to hand me money, they don’t understand, I’m not broke I’m just a broken hearted man. I know it makes no sense, what else can I do? How can I move on when I’m still in love with you?
i probably shouldn’t be posting this on here but the year 9’s at my school went on survival camp in the bush last week and a girl got suspended because she was caught in one of the boys tents giving him a blow job